Ow. My head.
Ow. My head.
Also, they didn’t want any wine so I’m drinking all the bottle alone.
Things I won’t miss from our super amazing downtown condo:
-sirens (fire, police, and ambulance)
-medivac helicopters (5+ a day and they land across the street, literally)
-the homeless squabbling loudly outside our bedroom window for whatever is in our bins
-Mia sleeping in our bedroom
-inconsiderate downstairs smoker
-the door slammer who triggers the neighbours’ dogs at all hours of the night
-the creepy fuck who owns an attack dog in our building
Also, we will have a guest bedroom so this is basically an open invitation to all my Tumblr girlfriends. Do you have a conference in town and hotel prices are ridiculous? Are you just looking to come snuggle my pork chop? Come stay with me!
We got the brown-wall apartement. It’ll need painting but that’s about it. I’m not looking forward to moving but yay for 1232 sq ft!!!
Mike totally loves it and there’s a car wash bay for him.
lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing
Especially considering the movie actually changed her race from black to white….
Mia LOVES yogurt. I’m talking deliciously tart, natural flavored, Greek yogurt. First time eating it and she practically was ripping the spoon out of my hand to shove it in her gob faster.
omgstopembarrassingyourself you would be so proud.
You know what’s super endearing and not at all irritating? People who laugh the hardest at their own jokes.